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The Chicago Bulls Are FINALLY Make Changes To Their Front Office

John Paxson and Gar Forman have put together the worst combination of players and coaches season after season with seemingly no consequence but today we’re learning that the Chicago Bulls have finally decided that they should probably invite an actual adult who knows basketball in to run their basketball decisions. Bold strategy. We’ll see how it plays out.

The Chicago Bulls haven’t made the postseason since 2017 where they snuck in as the 8th seed and got ejected by the Boston Celtics 4-2 but if you talk to Bulls fans then they’ll tell you that they would’ve won that series if Rajon Rondo hadn’t injured his thumb because you always want your team’s championship window to be determined by late-stage Rajon Rondo.

That 2016-17 season was the perfect example of why this front office has been one of the worst ever. It never made to bring in Rondo and Dwayne Wade onto that team, especially knowing that those two players hated each other after Rondo, ya know, pulled Wade’s arm out of his socket a few years earlier.

Wade was long past his prime and Rondo is notorious for not really trying that hard. This roster also had Bobby Portis and Nikola Mirotic who would get into a fight a practice the next season that ended with Portis punching Mirotic’s jaw onto the hardwood. And Jimmy Butler, known sociopath, was just in the middle of all this being a dick.

Since that weird ass 2017 team, they’ve focused more on young talent but not their development. Just the simple acquisition of them. These players so clearly hate their head coach, Jim Boylen, yet still he remains as the core talent regresses every season.

Lauri Markkanen is supposed to be the Bulls prize player. Last season he averaged 18.7 points and 9 rebounds per game. He was set to emerge to the next level aka an All-Star. Narrator voice: he did not.

This year, Markkanen is averaged a career low 14.7 points and 6.3 rebounds. Jim Boylen, this is your tape. My man has a 39-84 record with the Bulls and somehow isn’t on the hot seat as his star player stinks now.

The Chicago Bulls are currently 22-43 and 8 games from the 8th seed. Let’s just go ahead and assume this season is over. Four consecutive seasons without sniffing the playoffs. *tugs on collar* yeeeesh.

Whoever takes over for this team needs to immediately fire Jim Boylen the second he pens the contract. Next move needs to be moving Zack LaVine.

It does not behoove this team to have a ball dominant score-first point guard that’s a borderline max player when Coby White is coming off the bench dropping 30 points with regularity. It’s almost as if *whispers* Coby White should just be the starting point guard while making significantly less on his rookie contract.

Get an Anthony Davis meeting. Doesn’t matter if he’s going to run back to Los Angeles. Just get the meeting. You don’t want to be in a Knicks situation where the media mocks you because Kevin Durant wouldn’t even answer the phone.

Sucks but welcome John Paxson and Gar Forman to the COVID-19 unemployment line. The bread line starts back there.

 

 

 


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