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SOS I Cannot Stop Listening to ‘Mooo!’, The New Song of the Summer


AYYYYY BITCH IM A COW BITCH IM A COW
IM NOT A CAT I DONT SAY MEOW
BITCH IM A COW

MOOO!

 

Finally some real bars. This is what has been missing from the rap game. Enough about cars, money, hoes and clothes. Let’s get into what really matters. Identity politics.

Doja Cat just dropped the hottest song of the summer and easily the best music video I’ve seen in ages. Mooo! is a song that will revolutionize the music industry. We need more jams like this on every single radio and I don’t even care what radio station. Classic rock stations need to mix in Mooo! between Black Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult. NPR needs a Mooo! hour.

It’s a real shame that Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea even bothered to put out albums this month when Doja Cat blew the doors open with Mooo!, the song of the summer, no , the song of the year. I’ve seen a lot of music videos this year. None of those videos had anime boobs. That matters.

I’m also not 1000% sure this video actually exists.

I may or may not have gotten so high that a 15-year old girl’s Tumblr page has come to life and I’m not even writing this article. I’m in some sort of Wonderland listening to the story of The Walrus and The Carpenter from Tweedledee and Tweedledum with Doja Cat playing in the background of my passed out body.

BITCH IM A COW BITCH IM A COW
IM NOT A CAT I DONT SAY MEOW
BITCH IM A COW

MOOO!

 

 

 

 

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