Shout Out To Meghan Markle For Finessing Her Way Into One of the Richest Families in the World

The fifth in line to the throne will marry Ms Markle in spring 2018.

The couple, who have been dating since the summer of 2016, smiled as they posed for photographs outside Kensington Palace in London, where they will live.

Prince Harry said it had been a romantic proposal, while Ms Markle said she was “so very happy, thank you”.

Ms Markle, wearing a white belted coat, held Harry’s hand as they appeared briefly for the press at the palace’s Sunken Garden, and showed off her diamond engagement ring.

Asked by a reporter when he knew Suits star Ms Markle “was the one”, Prince Harry said: “The very first time we met”.


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Round of applause to my girl, Meghan Markle, who prior to meeting Prince Harry was a chick on Deal or No Deal holding a briefcase in the shadows and has now finessed herself into the Royal Family. Mama we made it.

Homegirl was in a HALLMARK MOVIE. It’s safe to say that her career wasn’t thriving. She was written off of the 90210 remake after just two episodes. Now, she’s Scrooge McDucking into a pile of sapphires and rubies from like, the 1700’s.

She managed to sink her teeth into Prince Harry, who doesn’t seem to be the brightest bulb over in Buckingham Palace. I assume all she had to do was sit through his story about how he pet the softest bunny one time until the bunnies neck broke or about how his Goldfish is 25 years even old because he doesn’t know that they keep swapping out the goldfish every two weeks when they die.

Can’t knock the hustle here. This is the finesse of all finesses right here. Would you rather star in Suits, a TV show I’ve never heard of or a black card that pays for anything your little heart desires?

Round of applause to Meghan.



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