NSFW: Video appears to show Miami Dolphins offensive line coach snorting white substance
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) October 9, 2017
It’s unclear when the video was made. However, it seems like Foerster was working for an NFL team at the time. He makes multiple references to going to a meeting before and after snorting the white powder, which has not been identified but appears to be a drug.
He also references a pregnancy, and Foerster claims to have gotten high with the woman in the past.
“It’ll be a while before we can do this again. Because I know you have to keep that baby,” Foerster says. “But I think about you when I do it. I think about how much I miss you. How high we got together. How much fun it was.”
Myyyy man. Out here doing drugs for bae before he has to go to work. Dating is hard, you and I both know that. In order to maintain a healthy long-term relationship, you need to keep the romance alive. If you guys fell in love blowing lines, then maybe make a line of coke leading up to a bed covered in coke for you two to frolic in after a long day of allowing Jay Cutler to get sacked a million times.
I’m not quite sure why Chris Foerster has to lose his job for this. He’s clearly a family man and that’s the type of guy I want on my sideline. Plus, I want my offensive line coach keyed up on the sidelines. Imagine how much better the Giants record would be if their offensive line was run by Chris Foerster. Ereck Flowers would be in the Pro Bowl.
Oh by the way, this is the stripper who the video was sent to. Myyyy man.
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