Shaquille O’Neal Used To Show Up to Lakers Practice Naked

Phil Jackson told some ‘hilarious’ anecdotes about his time with Shaquille O’Neal in Los Angeles including a cute little tale about Shaq being nude at practice.

[su_quote cite=”USA Today” url=”http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/06/phil-jackson-shaquille-oneal-shaq-los-angeles-lakers-nude”]“Well, you know, numbers of times, he could crack a team up with humorous effects on the floor. There were times when he shocked us all in a practice situation, especially when he showed up nude with just his shoes on.”[/su_quote]

 

No wonder Kobe Bryant hated this guy. I am completely over Shaq after this. Am I supposed to pretend like this is classic Shaq being Shaq. Just goofing around with the guys? If a guy approaches me naked that would be grounds for termination.

I think I just became a Kobe Bryant fan. Sure, I basically write jokes all day long but I have a stern zero tolerance policy for adults who still pull pranks. Leave that shit in middle school where it belongs. Also have a zero tolerance policy for naked guys.

#TeamKobe

 

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