Sean Spicer Hid in the Bushes to Avoid Questions About James Comey

After Spicer spent several minutes hidden in the bushes behind these sets, Janet Montesi, an executive assistant in the press office, emerged and told reporters that Spicer would answer some questions, as long as he was not filmed doing so. Spicer then emerged.

“Just turn the lights off. Turn the lights off,” he ordered. “We’ll take care of this…. Can you just turn that light off?”

Spicer got his wish and was soon standing in near darkness between two tall hedges, with more than a dozen reporters closely gathered around him. For 10 minutes, he responded to a flurry of questions, vacillating between light-hearted asides and clear frustration with getting the same questions over and over again.


Is there any man in the country more shook than Sean Spicer? This man’s job is to simply answer questions for the president and represent the White House and after a few months, he’s already hiding in bushes and demanded the lights be off when he does a 10 minute presser.

Luckily for Spicer, it doesn’t matter if you’re bad at your job, you will never be fired. Look at Kellyanne Conway, nothing she’s ever said has ever made any sense but she’s still making ca-cash to annoy CNN employees.

The only way Donald Trump will fire you is if you get too close to his Russian relationship. The second you start asking questions, you end up on the unemployment line. What a time to be alive.







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