Sean Payton and Adrian Peterson Aren’t Best Friends

Welp, this Adrian Peterson experiment is going just as planned. AP had 6 carries on Monday night for 18 yards. The Saints were mollywopped by the Minnesota Vikings 29-19 in Peterson’s return against his former team. Not only was Adrian Peterson a non-factor but his replacement, Dalvin Cook is out here breaking his old rushing records right in his face. Take that, take that.

Are we still regarding Sean Payton as one of the best coaches in the NFL because it’s been years since the New Orleans Saints were relevant? This team looks like they’ve never practiced before. They just run out there on the field and play backyard ball. Drew Brees breaks the huddle after saying “uh, run around and shit. I’ll find you”.

There’s a very good chance that the Saints may never win another game and perhaps going out there and signing 32-year old Peterson for a scheme that based around skills that he doesn’t posess. Pray for this Sean Payton Adrian Peterson murder case.






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