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Saquon Barkley Getting His Girlfriend Pregnant BEFORE He Signs His First NFL Contract is a Huge Red Flag

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Projected to be one of the top selections in next month’s NFL draft, Penn State’s star running back also is expecting a child with girlfriend Anna Congdon.

“One month until @saquon and i get to meet our little angel ????,” Congdon wrote Saturday on Instagram.

A fellow Penn State student, Congdon celebrated the couple’s future arrival over the weekend with a baby shower. Barkley’s younger sister, Aliyah, was in attendance.

(NY Post)

 

Well, the New York Giants 1000% cannot draft this kid now, right? Saqoun, my brotha, you cannot be out here getting the Whites pregnant before draft day. There is a 1000% chance that I will be writing a story in the next few years about Saquon Barkley going to court over not paying child support to this kid that is about to ruin his life.

Look, I’m sure they’re in ‘love’ or whatever. That’s cute and all but everything changes when you’re on the road for half of the year with millions of dollars in your bank account and Becky’s across the country throwing themselves at you, Anna Congdon, the local girl from Pennsylvania you really liked at one point, is going to be the last thing on your mind.

Homegirl is going to leave you the second that baby comes out and the CTE starts to kick in. Plus. you’re an NFL running back. Your career is only going to last about 5 or 6 years. In a decade you’re going to have an ex you hate and a child you resent for taking all of your game checks. Yo, Barkley might be working for Deadseriousness after he is forced to retire early when no one signs him during free agency just to pay his bills.

So it’s official, the New York Giants need to draft whatever quarterback is available at No. 2 because Barkley is dead, his townie girlfriend killed him.

 

 

 

 

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