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Sanaa Lathan Bit Beyonce

The case is closed involving the mystery actress who bit Beyoncé.

Multiple sources confirm to Page Six that the face-chomping culprit was indeed actress Sanaa Lathan, even though she strongly denies it.

Numerous sources tell us that “Love & Basketball” star Lathan had been talking to Jay-Z at a D’Usse VIP party backstage after his gig in Los Angeles last December, but when Bey stepped in, Lathan playfully bit her on the chin.

Fellow actress Tiffany Haddish had started off the wild biting debate earlier this week by describing the scene to GQ, “There was this actress there that’s just, like, doing the mostest. She bit Beyoncé in the face.”

Haddish’s comments sparked an internet-wide search to determine who on earth could possibly dare to disrespect Queen Bey in such a torrid tooth-and-eye way.

But, according to multiple sources, it was indeed Lathan who was Beyoncé’s Becky with the good teeth.

Lathan has strenuously denied biting Bey, tweeting on March 27, “Y’all are funny. Under no circumstance did I bite Beyoncé and if I did it would be a love bite.”

(NY Post)

 

Earlier this week Tiffany Haddish told a story about a random actress going nuts and biting Beyonce on the face. The investigation immediately pointed the finger right at actress Sanaa Lathan. The Bey Hive don’t rest. They turn into Columbo when the queen is in trouble.

New rule: when someone denies an action but then immediately follows it up with ‘if I did it’ then they did it. 11 times out of 10. Did we not learn our lesson after OJ Simpson murdered two people and his immediate response was ‘WELLLL IFFFFF I Did It’ *wink wink*

To be honest, I don’t really care about someone biting Beyonce. I don’t consider her this untouchable goddess that her fans convinced her that she is. My real problem is, you can’t be out here biting faces. It doesn’t matter if it’s Beyonce, Tiffany Haddish or the caterers at this party, no one should leave their house at night with the fear of wondering if someone is going to bite their face or not.

I would say ‘cancel Sanaa Lathan’ but it would appear as though that decision was already made by Hollywood years ago. I’m obviously going to go watch Love and Basketball right now and try to see where it all went wrong for her.

 

 

 

 

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