Redrafting the 2011 NBA Draft

12. Utah Jazz: Markieff/Marcus Morris

I am counting Markieff and Marcus as one solo entity. If you’re not sure if cloning technology has advanced in the 2000’s then just pay attention to the Morris Twins who look identical and have matching tattoos. They share a bank account and they are roommates.

Even during these playoffs, Marcus Morris turned his ankle and was supposed to miss a game but came back a few days later and was 1000% healthy. Obviously there was a Tia and Tamara/Mary-Kate and Ashley twin switch here. They are one.


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