Quincy Jones says he once romanced Ivanka Trump.
“I used to date Ivanka, you know,” the 84-year-old music mogul told Vulture of the 2006 coupling.
“Tommy Hilfiger, who was working with my daughter Kidada, said, ‘Ivanka wants to have dinner with you.’ I said, ‘No problem. She’s a fine motherf–ker.’ She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though,” Jones explained.
Quincy Jones is having an ‘end of life’ crisis right now where seemingly every thought he has is in front of a reporter or microphone and I’m totally okay with that. There needs to be a 24-hour live microphone around him at all times so he can casually talk about 69ing Nana Mouskouri back in the 60’s or how Frank Sinatra was really a bitch or something.
My man produced Thriller, Bad and Off The Wall[1. Off The Wall is better than Thriller. Stay Woke.]. He created the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. But most importantly, he banged the president’s daughter. Quincy Jones is the greatest man to walk among us.
‘No problem. She’s a fine motherf–ker.’ She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though,”
This is my dating life in one quick recap. I feeeel you, Quincy.
Do you think Ivanka Trump knew that Quincy Jones created the best songs in music history orrr is Quincy’s game so strong that he was able to sleep with someone he’s three times older than without handing her his phone with his Wikipedia page opened up.
Can’t wait unit Donald Trump somehow flips this story in his favor. “How can I be racist when my daughter banged a black” -Trump, in about 6 hours.
Long Live Quincy.
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