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Paris Hilton Thinks She Would’ve Been Like Princess Diana If It Weren’t For That Sex Tape

In a recent interview with Marie Claire, socialite Paris Hilton blamed her 2003 sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon for ruining her chances of becoming a prominent social figure like Princess Diana.

“It’s really hurtful, because my whole life I really looked up to Princess Diana, all these elegant, amazing women, and I feel like [Salomon] just took that all away from me,” she said. “I could have been like that, but because of that tape, I will always be judged and thought of as whatever they say about me because of a private moment between my boyfriend and me.”

(CBS)

Wow, I’m absolutely heartbroken right now. It’s as if we’ve lost two Princess Diana’s. This has ruined my day completely. We’re just so lucky that Paris Hilton didn’t suffer the same fate as Diana and instead she gave us The Simple Life.

Remember when sex tapes were a thing? It was as if you were not allowed to be a celebrity unless there was a video of a sweaty dude inside of you in a local 3-Star Hotel. Ah, the golden age of Hollywood.

Pour one out for Princess Diana for sure but also pour one out for Paris Hilton who could’ve been her. Also also pour one out if you watched that gross ass sex tape.

 

 

 

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