— New York Post Sports (@nypostsports) April 5, 2017
Noah Syndergaard, you dirty dog. Thor has dumped Jane Foster and is now with Alexandra Cooper. Trading up for sure. No better way to show off your new girlfriend than sideline at Madison Square Garden watching the Knicks lose by 30. Mets might win the Chip based off of Syndergaard of the field activities alone.
Meet Alexandra Cooper.
Oh heyyyyy, Alexandra Cooper.
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