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No One Hates The Detroit Pistons More Than Blake Griffin Does

The Detroit Pistons beat an Anthony Davis-less New Orleans Pelicans squad 98-94 and in the post-game interview, Blake Griffin wasn’t ready to bust out the champagne and sparklers after a random Wednesday night win over a bad team.

In the middle of a very serious message to his teammates, Reggie Jackson interrupted attempting to be funny thus instantly showing the world exactly why Blake Griffin is upset.

I really thought Blake was going to ragdoll Reggie and toss him to the ground by the back of his neck. Look how hard his eyes roll in the back of his head when Jackson walks past him. My man wanted to scream into his towel like a 13 year old boy that just got rejected by his crush, Amanda.

Blake Griffin is having the best season of his career averaging 26.3 points, 8.1 rebounds, 5.3 assists on 48% shooting from the field and 36% from the behind the arc.

Andddd the Pistons STINK. They’re 21-26 on the season and they’re sitting right outside of the 8th seed in a Eastern Conference where the 7th seed is below .500.

Round of applause to the Los Angeles Clippers for ruining Blake’s life and sending him to Michigan to play alongside Reggie Bullock and the great Luke Kennard.

They finally win a basketball game against an irrelevant team and Reggie Jackson is ready to shout ‘ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEE’ like Kevin Garnett after he won the NBA Championship.

Don’t be shocked when Blake Griffin no-call no-shows the next game because he can’t stand being a Detroit Piston. He’s probably filling those retirement papers right this second.

 

 

 

 

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