NFL Power Rankings: The New England Patriots Are Dead, Love Live Buffalo

18. Dallas Cowboys 2-2

The Dallas Cowboys lost to the Los Angeles Rams. BAHAHAH. I’ve never rooted against a team harder than I am this current Cowboys roster full of guys on defense coming in and out of drug suspensions while Ezekiel Elliot beats chicks heads like bongo drums. BOOOO Dallas.

Also going to double down on the hate with Jerry Jones thinking he fixed all racial injustice by taking a knee with players whose names I doubt he even knows. Get the Cowboys out of my life forever. Also Dak Prescott is a virgin. 

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