“The NFL Management Council may, prior to the conclusion of a Player’s appeal, reduce the length of the suspension and corresponding bonus forfeiture by up to 50% when the Player has provided full and complete assistance (including hearing testimony if required) to the Management Council which results in the finding of an additional violation of the Policy by another Player, coach, trainer or other person subject to this Policy,” the policy states.
So basically, the NFL has a wack ass rule that rewards steroids users with the ability to reduce the consequences of their failed drug tests if they snitch on their teammates who they know are also using steroids.
The timing of this news is interesting considering that a few weeks ago, Julian Edelman of the New England Patriots was caught juicing and suspended 4 games. It’s almost as if Edelman was offered the opportunity to snitch on a teammate *cough* Brady *cough*.
The NFL and the team owners are constantly being compared to plantation owners which is fair considering the fact that they continue to behave as if they are plantation owners. Claaaassic slave owner move to turn the slaves against each other so that can’t rally together against their oppressors. I see you, Roger Goodell.
I think I’ve made it clear over the years that professional athletes should stuff their bodies with all of the best HGH that modern medicine can concoct. I want Clay Matthews bursting at the seams with steroids and hitting Russell Wilson so hard that my nose starts bleeding just watching at home.
Allow me to update this snitching policy: If a player is caught with steroids in their system, they get double their salary if they can get at least 10 players on their team to join in on the PEDs.
Lester 4 NFL Commissioner.
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