Nathan Peterman Update: Still the worst quarterback in NFL history pic.twitter.com/EOExAtNObM
— Dead Serious (@Deadseriousness) September 9, 2018
There is no one on planet Earth as bad at their job as Nathan Peterman is at playing quarterback in the NFL yet for some reason, Buffalo Bills head coach, Sean McDermott, keeps sending him out there to lose football games. It’s like McDermott is trying to embarrass this guy every chance he can get.
Do these two have a grudge we don’t know about?
Or does McDermott see Peterman go 5-for-18 for 24 yards with two interceptions and think to himself ‘I’ve got my Tom Brady’? I fear it’s the latter considering they drafted Josh Allen with the 7th overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft and they’d rather run Peterman out there to get blown out 3-47 by the Baltimore Ravens.
Did you watch that interception?
My man threw the ball directly into Tony Jefferson’s arms which would’ve been a perfect toss if, ya know, Tony Jefferson wasn’t wearing a Baltimore Ravens jersey but for Peterman, a completion is a completion.
His failure shouldn’t be this funny but it is. It’s my favorite storyline of the NFL season. The Buffalo Bills went to the playoffs with Tyrod Taylor and decided they’d rather roll the dice with Peterman, who has 2 career touchdowns to 7 interceptions and 43% completion percentage. When the ball leaves his hands, odds are, it’s landing in the dirt or in a cornerback’s chest.
The NFL is a trash organization that murders its employees and lays in bed with Donald Trump and the GOP. Players aren’t allowed to have voices or personalities or guaranteed contracts. Players are slamming their skulls into each other 60 times a game and with all that brain damage, they struggle to outlive their pets.
So Nathan Peterman games are the few times a year we can all come together as a community and truly enjoy how AWFUL that guy is at playing the game of football. Every time Peterman has a 0.0 quarterback rating, the world is a better place.
Thank you, Nate.
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