Morning Caffeine News Rush: Kevin Hart is DONE Apologizing and The Avengers 4 Trailer Has Arrived

Today’s Morning Caffeine News Rush we have Kevin Hart old homophobic jokes resurfacing, LeBron James tanking and AVENGERS 4 ENDGAME.

 

 

1.  Kevin Hart Steps Down From Hosting Oscars Because He Said Some Lame Stuff About Gay People.

This all seems like Kevin Hart just didn’t really want to host the Oscars that badly.

 

 

2. John Kelly Plans To Resign From White House Chief of Staff Position.

Donald Trump is the worst CEO of all time and has hired a group of people who have all one by one quit or resigned. Still wild YOU people voted for this man.

 

 

3. Avengers 4: Endgame

*single tear*

 

 

4. LeBron James Wants Carmelo Anthony in Los Angeles.

Welp, looks like the Lakers will be missing the playoffs.

 

 

5. Golden Globe Nominations Have Arrived.

The Golden Globes are like the Oscars except the results don’t matter in any way and the stakes couldn’t be lower.

 

 

6. Friends is the Most Popular TV Show Mentioned in Tinder Profiles

This is 1000% why I am nowhere near Tinder. Also my ugly face. Those two reasons.

 

 

7. Former MLB Infielders Luis Valbuena and Jose Castillo Pass Away in Car Crash

Well this fucking stinks.

 

 

8. Derrick Henry Murdered The Jacksonville Jaguars

Derrick Henry could stiff arm a skyscraper to the ground.

 

 

9. Kansas City Chiefs Sign Kelvin Benjamin

If the Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl with Sammy Watkins and Kelvin Benjamin then the Buffalo Bills have to move to Mexico City.

 

 

10. Here Are The Grammy Award Nominations

Do people still care about the Grammys? No? Ok.

 

 

 

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