Today’s morning caffeine news rush we have an NBA Finals preview with Kawhi Leonard besting Kevin Durant, Jay-Z is still rapping apparently and Paul Manafort is going to be buried under the prison.
🏀 FINAL SCORE THREAD 🏀
Kevin Durant: Season-high 51 PTS, 11 REB, 6 AST
Pascal Siakam: 26 PTS pic.twitter.com/vXc4VQYOSI
— NBA (@NBA) November 30, 2018
KEVIN DURANT, WOW. pic.twitter.com/jiSJyjtZ1o
— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) November 30, 2018
Kevin Durant also had a quiet 51 points and a game-tying 3 to send it into overtime but according to Draymond Green. he’s a bitch so who cares? The Warriors don’t need him.
— NFL (@NFL) November 30, 2018
Drew Brees threw an interception? He never throws interceptions. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home…
There is a belief that Paul Manafort thought he could get away with lying to the FBI because he thought his boy Donny Trump would pardon him. He won’t and he isn’t. Manafort is going to be running the prison yard.
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) November 29, 2018
Laura Loomer, a race-baiting dog whistling asshole lost her privileges of making played out Hilary jokes and ran to Twitter HQ to pretend to be a victim. Just don’t be a Nazi. It’s not impossible.
Just a quick ‘men ain’t shit’ reminder before you go on that awkward Tinder date this weekend. Definitely bring up that Les Moonves ruined Bobbie Phillips’s career before it even began.
Washington Wizards center Dwight Howard will likely need a surgical procedure to provide relief from a gluteal injury that has frequently sidelined him this season, league sources tell ESPN.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) November 30, 2018
No, I won’t make a joke about dudes smashing Dwight’s cheeks to smithereens. Those reports probably aren’t true. And even if they are. If Dwight gets down like that, there’s nothing wrong with it. Just you know, get a good stretch in first. Make sure everything’s ready to go. Can’t jeopardize your season because your cakes got deflated, my g.
No red hat, don’t Michael and Prince me and Ye,
They separate you when you got Michael and Prince’s DNA,
I ain’t one of these house n****s you bought,
My house like a resort, my house bigger than yours,
My spou ― c’mon, man ― my route better of course…
My hair free, carefree, n****s ain’t near free.
Enjoy your chains, what’s your employer name? With the hairpiece?
Old man BARS.
I suppose Meek Mill’s album was long-awaited but we’ve got enough Meek yelling about his watch. The world needs more Earl spitting venom.
The Mets hired a new general manager so naturally, he thinks he has to make a big ‘splash’ as is tradition. This time it’s trading for a 36-year old that makes $20 million a year until he’s 41. Yup, what a steal by the Mets.
This is huge news. Except for the fact that DC is now has over 20 movies in development so this project will never see the light on day.
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