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Mike Bloomberg is a Cunt

Do not vote for this bloodthirsty rapist lizard

Mike Bloomberg is an ignorant, racist, vile sundowning, elderly piece of shit who represents everything wrong with modern politics as he switches political parties and spends egregious amounts of money to waterboard us with bullshit commercials every 7 minutes in order to nuke the 2020 election for his own personal gain while Americans continue to suffer.

The democratic party has become obsessed with the idea of ‘electability’ as they are so terrified by the thought of 4 more years of Trump that they will vote against their own self-interests in order to stop Trump—a man who is against all of their own self-interests. Makes sense.

There is a false belief that centrism is the way to win 2020. They say Bernie Sanders is far too left and radical for the common voter, They need a candidate whose sales pitch is ‘man, there is nothing better than the status quo. Let’s not change a thing’. Truly an inspiring message to make people sprint to the polls this November.

The problem with centrism is that the right has moved so far right that the center has shifted that way as well. Centrists are Republicans that don’t mind gay marriage. Michael Bloomberg is a Republican who opposes Bernie’s health care plan because it means he and his wealthy friends will have to pay more than the $0 in taxes that they’ve become accustomed to for so long.

He’s running in order to steal votes from whatever Democrat actually wins the nomination. Chances are, he’s going to run as an independent after he loses the primaries and his sole objective will be to take just enough votes away as a third party to make sure Trump wins and continues to feed him more historically insane tax breaks.

Bloomberg is a cunt who wants to nuke the election and we’re letting him.

Mike Bloomberg was the mayor of New York City from 2002 to 2013. During this time, he dedicated his life to harassing black people, torturing the poor and harassing women.

Let’s start with his wonderful mistreatment of women over the years:

  • He told a pregnant employee to kill her unborn baby and then fired her three months later when she both complained and did not kill the baby.
  • When another pregnant woman told Bloomberg that she was looking for a nanny, Mike replied “It’s a fucking baby! … All you need is some black who doesn’t have to speak English to rescue it from a burning building.” I’m not even totally sure what that means but being racist has never been about making sense.
  • NY Mag published a booklet of Bloomberg’s best workplace zingers! from the 90s including “If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they’d go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale’s” and “I know for a fact that any self-respecting woman who walks past a construction site and doesn’t get a whistle will turn around and walk past again and again until she does get one.” 
  • When a male employee announced he was engaged, super funny Bloomberg turned to female employees and said “All of you girls line up to give him [oral sex] as a wedding present.” 

Fucking insane. This is like if Michael Scott spent all of his time scrolling through The Chive when he’s not too busy paying for sex.

Can we stop electing men who grab pussies and demand female employees to blow their co-workers and sneak up behind women and rub their shoulders without them knowing you’re even in the room aka the Biden Special.

Here’s a super cute Mike Bloomberg clip about his thoughts on minorities:

What was he even asked to make him say this shit? “Without using the n-word, tell us what you think of brown people”.

Do we have to get into Stop and Frisk? The most racist New York legislation since the Civil Rights Movement. The police were allowed to stop and harass anyone on the street that they deemed suspicious. Needless to say, they almost entirely attacked minorities while hardly ever issuing any arrests.

Oh, and this billionaire cunt wants to kill old people.

What a totally normal solution to the problem. Instead of taxing people in Bloomberg’s tax bracket in a way that could EASILY pay for elderly people’s medical care, Mike Bloomberg would rather just pull the plug on them and save a few bucks. Cunt life.

There is absolutely nothing in this man’s past that should make you think he deserves to lead the United States of America. And as far as his electability goes, he might be the one candidate that Donald Trump is truly happy to run against.

They’ve known each other for decades and Trump has spent more time making fun of Bloomberg than he’s spent giving any concern to Impeachment trials.

As I write this, more journalists and pundits are lining up to say ‘well, he’s not that bad’ as they receive wire transfers directly from Bloomberg’s bribery bank account.

Mike Bloomberg is a cunt whose sole mission is to make sure no one forces him to spend money on taxes to help give everyone health care as he currently spends an absurd amount of money on campaign ads. “I will spend every last dollar I have to make sure I don’t get forced to spend some of the dollars I have” -this cunt.








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