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McDonalds Has Blocked Customers From Watching Porn With Their Free Wifi

In response to a problem that many likely didn’t even realize existed, McDonald’s is now filtering out pornography from the wifi at the majority of its 14,000 restaurants nationwide. The announcement comes as a result of a campaign spearheaded by Enough Is Enough, a nonprofit with the self-stated mission of “making the internet safer for children and families,” in partnership with the National Center on Sexual Exploitation (NCOSE) and more than 70 other organizations.

A McDonald’s spokesperson says the wifi filtering has already been activated “in the majority of McDonald’s nearly 14,000 restaurants nationwide,” and that the company “is committed to providing a safe environment for our customers.”

(Eater)

Just in case you saw this headline and assumed that this was taking place in communist China, nope. This is actually in America. Like, the United States. Where we all live and thought we had freedoms. McDonalds has taken those freedoms away as we can no longer watch porn in their restaurants.

I wouldn’t be shocked if their sales plummet after this awful decision. The whole point of sitting inside of that disgusting building is to eat some McNuggets and fap a little bit while watching an Ava Devine gangbang video.

Mcdonalds had a perfect game going and they blew it.

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