Lena Dunham Will Move To Canada If Trump Wins, Trump Says It’ll Be a “Great Thing For This Country”

[su_quote cite=”The Hill” url=”http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/277611-lena-dunham-promises-to-move-to-canada-if-trump-is-president”]“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards on Monday. “I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can get my work done from there.”[/su_quote]

Lena Dunham is threatening to move to Canda if Donald Trump becomes president. If you know Donald Trump at all then you know that every time someone in the world says his name, he gets an instant alert directly to his phone so of course he responded accordingly.

[su_quote cite=”BroBible” url=”http://brobible.com/life/article/donald-trump-lena-canada/”]“Well, she’s a B actor and has no mojo,” Trump said on Fox News. “I heard Whoopi Goldberg said that too, that would be a great thing for our country,” Trump told host Steve Doocy, who proceeded to rattle off a list of celebrities who have leveled such a threat, including Rosie O’Donnell.[/su_quote]

Every single day I go back and forth between pretending to like Donald Trump and actually liking him.

Today, I love him.

You want to move to Canda, Lena Dunham, see ya bitch. We don’t need you. In fact, bring Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell with you. Don’t expect to come back because Trump is building walls at both borders now.

Also, I want to quickly say that anyone who is threatening to flee the country if Trump is president, relax. That’s the lamest take of all time. If you honestly think the Trump being in office is going to affect you day-to-day life in any way then perhaps your dumb brain should leave the country. We don’t have room for fools.

Dear Lena Dunham, leave.

 

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