Logan Morrison is the first baseman for the Minnesota Twins who became public enemy number one last season after attempting to shit on Gary Sanchez for being invited to a home run derby that Logan himself believe he had earned the right to compete in.
Logan Morrison played for the last-place Tampa Bay Rays and had hit the most meaningless home runs in an empty stadium while all of Gary Sanchez’s home runs are impactful. Gary Sanchez is one of the faces of the biggest sports franchises in the world and Logan Morrison is a replacement level player that has only played for irrelevant teams like the Marlins, the Rays and now the Twins.
Here’s what Morrison recently said about returning to New York after his dumb comments last season:
“They didn’t like the Gary Sanchez thing with the Home Run Derby,” Morrison said, “but you can’t fix stupid, you know?”
Again, Logan Morrison is batting .103.
New rule: You are not allowed to talk shit if you are getting ONE hit every 10 at-bats. If you’re struggling in batting practice to make contact against the pitching machine, you must remain quiet until you have more hits than strikeouts.
Gary Sanchez is going to be a Hall of Famer and Logan Morrison will be designated for assignment by the end of the week because once more, he is batting .103. This guy wears eye black for night games. Do you understand how shitty this guy is?
Morrison is one some weird John Rocker level of ‘I’m bad at baseball so I’m going to talk shit about the city of New York because my 15 minutes of fame are coming to an end any day now and there are no consequences to my actions’.
This New York Yankees team is young and full of the most lovable players in the league. Regardless of how you feel about this team historically, you come off as a real dick hating on Gary Sanchez and these guys who are all seemingly great guys.
Logan Morrison is a bitch.
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