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Mar 20, 2016; Dunedin, FL, USA; Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman John Jaso (28) looks on during a game against the Toronto Blue Jays at Florida Auto Exchange Park. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports ORG XMIT: USATSI-257866 ORIG FILE ID: 20160320_gma_sv7_098.jpg

John Jaso Has the Most Disgusting Hair in Major League Baseball

This is John Jaso and his disgusting hair. Jaso is the starting first baseman for the Pittsburgh Pirates and apparently he lives in a garbage can.

Was wondering what happened to those twins from Matrix Reloaded. One of them picked up a bat and hit the batting cages.

Usually, I like to make fun of people who try too hard. Perhaps I need to take this moment to reprimand Jaso for not trying at all. That’s the haircut of a man who’s parents made him get haircuts and all he wanted to do was grow it out so when he finally moved out he decided he was done taking care of his scalp.

That’s spite hair

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you spot any other MLB player trying to sneak by disgusting haircuts.

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