Chick Advertises Sofa Sale By Attaching a Photo of Her Massive Tits

 

Jessica Jane O'Brien tried to sell her settee on Facebook and accidentally posted a picture of her boobs Taken from Facebook without permission https://www.facebook.com/jessica.obrien.733/photos?source_ref=pb_friends_tl check with legal before usage

Wow, what a lovely sofa set. Gorgeous sectional. Clean, comfortable, MASSIVE tits. This can’t be an accident, right? Sex sells. No one wants to buy an old disgusting couch on the Internet. You can go on the free section on Craigslist and pick up better-looking sofa. 25-year old Jessica O’Brien figured out the formula to sell sofa’s online. Tits.

But perhaps it was an accident. These could easily be her 4 most recent photos. She took the first photo of the sofa. Then one of the random guys that she definitely has unprotected sex with, asked her for a nude photo so she quickly laid on top of the couch to rip a nip pic and then casually went back to snap photos of the sofa.

We may never get to the bottom of this mystery. If I had to guess, I’d assume both options are correct.

 

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’re reading this Jessica O’Brien. I’m not necessarily looking to buy a sofa but I am willing to invest if the gigantic rockets come with it. Also, go ahead and give Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so I can keep the lights on over here at HQ.

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