Woman Quits Her Job So She Can Breastfeed Her Boyfriend Every 2 Hours

Jennifer Mulford took time off from her job as a bartender to induce breastfeeding because she wants to start an adult breastfeeding relationship (ABR) with Brad Leeson.

Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk.

She said: “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious.

“I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.”

 

Finally, she started chatting about the idea one night with Brad, an old boyfriend from school.

“We were talking and Brad told me he had a thing for big-breasted women, and that size had always been a factor in his relationships.

“I thought it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding — and see if he’d be interested,” said Jennifer.
Thankfully, Brad was instantly open to the idea: “It was like a light switch flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited.”

(NY Post)

 

My immediate reaction was to mock Jennifer Mulford’s boyfriend. Everyone’s girlfriend has dumb ideas to try and make the two of you ‘closer’ and breastfeeding might be the dumbest. ‘Oh, let’s take dancing lessons.’ ‘Let’s start doing puzzles.’ ‘Let me feed you my breast milk’. It all falls under the category of dumb shit you have to sternly refuse your girlfriend.

But then I looked back and reread that Jenny from the block hit up an old boyfriend from school. If you’re in your mid-30’s and you’re running back old high school relationships, things probably aren’t going well in your life. Especially in regards to dating.

When that chick you dated with the huge melons slides into your DMs and says ‘“I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else’, you put a ring on it. Plus, you get to suck on some boobs every two hours, what could be better? I guess not having milk come out would be better but again, beggars cannot be choosers.

Love is love.

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you think this love story should be adapted to a full-length feature film staring Ryan Gosling and insert any chick.

 

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