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JD Martinez Posted An Instagram About Hitler and Guns and How Straight Up Stupid He Is

This is why I will always stay strapped! #thetruth

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I needed this Instagram post to resurface so badly. The New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox are the best two teams in baseball and it isn’t even close. This is the first time in my lifetime that I have to actually say out loud that the Red Sox have a better team than the Yankees.

The Red Sox roster is full of geeks and it’s making it impossible to drum up any hate for guys like Mookie Betts.

Look at this dweeb. How can I hate Mookie Betts when he’s still yet to kiss a girl.

Enter JD Martinez.

Gun people are the most fragile humans on Earth. They truly believe that they were born with the right to carry a tool whose sole purpose is taking lives and any bit of infringement or progress on gun control is the equivalent of the Holocaust.

And you know JD Martinez truly believes this in his heart because he for sure had plenty of opportunities to take this stupid Instagram post down but nope, he posted that shit with his chest.

He was meant to play in Boston. And I’m not saying that all racist people are gun freaks but I am saying that all gun freaks are racist. When fans yell racial slurs at Mookie Betts and Jackie Bradley Jr, JD Martinez probably thinks to himself ‘lol I know’.

I am ready for the war against the Boston Red Sox now. Fuck JD Martinez.

 

 

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