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How Much Weed is Too Much Weed? (Answer: 157 Pounds)

Cleveland Browns offensive lineman, Greg Robinson, was arrested this week at a border checkpoint attempting to cross from Mexico with 157 POUNDS of weed.

Greg Robinson and his Auburn teammate Quan Bray, aka the Duffle Bag Boys, were out here doing the Lord’s work when some nosy drug-sniffing canines blew their whole operation up. Robinson just wanted to pick up some international supplies in order to provide his community with the services they’ve come to expect from him and now he’s facing up to 20 years in prison.

Robinson was the No. 2 overall draft pick by the St. Louis Rams in 2014. He has spent the last two years with the Cleveland Browns and has only missed one game there. I get the feeling that start streak is coming to an end thanks to those narcs.

The obvious question is why would the man who is clearly funding the operation by in charge of picking up the supplies. He has enough to send the goons down to Mexico and bring the product back to him. The Kingpin shouldn’t be out here running mundane errands.

At the same time, I totally understand feeling like you need to do everything yourself. Deadseriousness is a one-man operation because I do not trust anyone to care as much about this as I do. Greg Robinson is the most passionate weed dealer in all the land.

The real victims are the people back in Cleveland not-so-patiently waiting for Robinson to return with that Mexican kush that he promised them. His phone is probably BLOWING UP right now as the streets fiend.

I just can’t wait for Colin Cowherd to somehow blame Robinson’s behavior on Baker Mayfield’s lack of leadership or whatever. “Patrick Mahomes’s offensive lineman would never have more than a dime bag on them. That’s why Mahomes wins Super Bowls and Baker snapchats teenage girls“.

157 pounds. Long Live The Plug.

 

 

 


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TheLesterLee

Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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