NBA Champion, Nick Young, has officially decided to join us in the 2018-19 season as he signs a 1-year deal with the Denver Nuggets. The NBA needed Swaggy P and he has chosen to bless Colorado with his presence.
I don’t think it’s any coincidence that Swaggy P waited to sign with Colorado as they just happen to be one of the few states in which recreational weed is fully legal.
Yes, Denver is suddenly in need of perimeter shooting with Will Barton and now Gary Harris out with injuries. Not to mention Isaiah Thomas has yet to debut and Jamal Murray is nursing a shin injury right this moment.
But I wouldn’t be totally shocked to to watch an ESPN 30 For 30 documentary 5 years from now about how Nick Young somehow Nancy Kerrigan-ed Paul Millsap so he can get a job in Denver.
So how high is Nick Young right now?
I imagine the first thing he did after his agent told him about the Nuggets offer was fly to Colorado and find a dispensary. Long before we showed up to Denver’s facility.
By now, Nick Young is stoned as shit prank calling Gilbert Arenas, probably.
Can’t wait to see him bricking 3’s as he’s grinning ear to ear while Nikola Jokic tries his best to not strangle him at half court.
Sidenote: the best thing about this article is that you can read it today or you can read it 3 years from now and the answer will always be ‘Nick Young is high as hell right now’.
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