Houston Texans Linebacker Brian Cushing Suspended 10 Games For Taking Steroids (AGAIN)

There is NOTHING on planet Earth that Brian Cushing loves more than steroids. His entire life is all about it. He eats, sleeps and breathes roids. He has previously faced a 4-game suspension for this very same violation and refuses to stop juicing. Yikes.

You have to love guys like Cushing and Jon Jones from UFC who continue to get chance after chance after chance but only care about one thing and one thing only, the sweet delicious juice. In the perfect world, Cushing would be a 400-pound monster and devour running backs who even think about running up the middle.

The Texans looked like garbage in week 1 so hopefully while Cushing is gone for 10 games, the rest of the team raids his locker and gets their hands on his secret cocktail because they are going to need any and all advantages in order to look like a professional football team this season.



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