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Hillary Clinton Calling Tulsi Gabbard a ‘Russian Asset’ Was One of the Dumbest Moves in Clinton’s Political History of Dumb Moves

Tulsi Gabbard is now the talk of the town after Hillary Clinton—loser of many elections—jumped off the top rope to not-so-subtly point out Tusli Gabbard’s ties to Russian and implied she was a Russian asset.

Hillary went on a podcast hosted by Barack Obama’s former campaign manager, David Plouffe, and dropped a WWF style promo claiming that Russia had dirt on Trump and that Jill Stein was a Russian asset before alluding to the fact that she believes Tulsi Gabbard is also being influenced by the Kremlin.

Here is her wink-wink comment about Gabbard:

“They’re also going to do third-party again. I’m not making any predictions, but I think they’ve got their eye on someone who’s currently in the Democratic primary and are grooming her to be the third-party candidate. She’s the favorite of the Russians. They have a bunch of sites and bots and other ways of supporting her so far.”

Here is the first problem with making that claim: there is no proof.

She didn’t follow that pipe bomb with a list of reasons why she believes that. She just ran with a growing suspicion that people in the election are having and provided no actual information or details to support the claim.

Now before we go any further, it’s important for me to make it very clear that Hillary is probably correct.

Jill Stein was 100% cuddly up to Russia. We saw her at a dinner with Vladimir Putin smiling ear to ear next to retired general and known criminal, Michael Flynn.

It’s no coincidence that Russian bots were spreading Jill Stein Facebook ads during the 2016 election. She served as a third party candidate and a spoiler to the election.

Tulsi Gabbard’s campaign is also fishy as hell.

She hasn’t been photographed high-fiving Putin (yet) but there are definitely reasons to be concerned about Gabbard’s shady maneuvers.

It’s odd that a democratic candidate is receiving praise from prominent alt-right figures. You know, people who hold radically different beliefs than democrats just happen to suddenly love Tulsi Gabbard. That’s, uh, odd.

Guys like Mike Cernovich, an alt-right conspiracy dick who hates women and loves *checks notes* men(?), has come out and said that he likes Gabbard’s ‘energy’ and that she seems very ‘Trumpian’.

You can see the Trumpian nature of Gabbard from her response to Hillary Clinton’s podcast appearance.

Calling Hillary the ‘queen of warmongers’ is an interesting move considering Russia used to call Madeline Albright ‘Madam War’ and now Gabbard is out with her own ‘A Milli’ remix.

She protested the lastest debate claiming that the election was rigged which again, is quite Trumpian.

Losing fair and square because no one gives a shit about you and then throwing a temper tantrum because you don’t think it’s fair is high-level Trump scamming.

I see you, Tulsi.

Weird that alt-right internet trolls on reddit and 4chan call Tusli ‘mommy‘.

I don’t even want to get into David Duke, KKK leader, fully endorsing Gabbard. If all of the insane evil sociopaths in America are rallying behind a candidate, we should probably be concerned about that candidate.

This is all abnormal election behavior but here is the second problem with Hillary Clinton being the voice questioning Gabbard: it’s Hillary Clinton.

There is no woman in politics right now who has less credibility than her. At this point, we are better off listening to what Cardi B has to say about the election than Hillary.

There is no one more hated in politics than Hillary. Even though investigation after investigation comes out that declares that she did not intentionally leak classified information from her emails and all of the hate stems from stupid conspiracies but unfortunately, the narrative is set.

Every time I log onto Al Gore’s internet, I see a new photo of Hillary or her husband having the time of their lives on Jeffrey Epstein’s rape plane so perhaps she shouldn’t be holding a megaphone to her face shouting conspiracies when she’s in the center of so many herself.

It’s 2020 and Hillary still wants to talk about Jill Stein.

Perception wise, some might argue she sounds bitter. I am personally not saying that.

Personally, as someone who actually likes Hillary and thinks she would’ve been a decent president, all I have to say is shut up, Hillary.

It’s also worth pointing out that Hillary doesn’t quite seem to understand how modern politics and media works. Negative press is just as valuable as good press.

No one cared about Tulsi Gabbard before and now she’s the main topic on every news network this week. You gave her a bump in the poll.

People who hate Hillary can rally behind the woman you made your enemy and now Tulsi can reshape her campaign as an ‘us against them’ lie like she’s an NFL quarterback giving a post game press conference following a come from behind victory at Lambeau Field.

In last week’s debate, Tulsi even hit us with your standard ‘the media is trying to smear me’.

When you present an idea so grand as ‘Russian assets’ without any real proof of such an accusation, you are giving that Russian asset an automatic shield of ‘fake news’ and now we’re debating Tulsi Gabbard, a woman who’s opinion shouldn’t matter.

She can spin her defense of the Syrian president as just diplomacy and safe isolationism instead of what is actually is: garbage.

Just look at this insane rant she gave about the DNC being ‘rigged’:

“In this 2020 election, the DNC and corporate media are rigging the election again. but this time against the American people in the early voting states of Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, and Nevada. They are attempting to replace the roles of voters in the early states using polling and other arbitrary methods which are not transparent or democratic, and holding so-called debates which are not debates at all but rather commercialized reality television meant to entertain, not inform or enlighten.”

Kind of a peculiar statement to release before a debate but it’s smart if you want to turn the discussion into how unfair the process is instead of like, Liz Warren’s tax plans.

I have NO idea what Tulsi Gabbard believes in. She’s from Hawaii. She was in the military and according to 4Chan, she’s *puts on tiny reading glasses* mommy.

We shouldn’t be giving her this much attention but of course, political mastermind Hillary Clinton put a BP oil spill amount of gasoline on her.

There is power in saying that the system is rigged or unfair. Bernie runs on the system being rigged against workers. Lizzy W runs on the banks and the 1% rigging taxes against the poor and Tulsi is running that the system is rigged against…Tulsi?

I just hope people recognize that the woman who is crying about the election becoming ‘reality tv’ is literally creating that reality tv circus that she is sooOOoo concerned about.

And most importantly, I hope people recognize that Gabbard’s goal isn’t to become president.

Russia’s goal isn’t for Gabbard to become president.

The goal is to make Democrats lose faith in their party and stay home on election day and we learned in the last election that the electoral college can be swung by Democratic voters simply not leaving their sofas.

And that’s what makes Hillary’s comments even more disconcerting.

They DARED her to complain about Russia some more and damn it, she did.

Now people can say that Hillary and those who bring up Russia are just using it as a crybaby excuse for why they lost/will lose. Russia can 1000% be influencing our election but by calling attention to it without any facts you are inadvertently fueling them and people that benefit from a Trump second term.

So again, Shut. Up. Hillary.


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