the queen's justice

Game of Thrones – The Queen’s Justice: Do Not Let The Lannister’s Get Hot

HUUUUGE Week for #TeamLannister. When the season started, you had to ask yourself how Cersei was going to hold King’s Landing against Daenerys rolling into Westeros with two full armies, allegiances from the Tyrells and the Dornish and of course, three gigantic dragons.

Light work for Cersei.

There is nothing I enjoy more than scenes where Cersei gets to just go off on evil tangents in front of her enemies moments before torturing them. Her speech to Septa Unella motivates me to get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I feel like giving up, I’m going to replay her speech to Ellaria Sand.

Actually, that’s not true. There is something I enjoy more than Cersei’s evil tangents, Jaime Lannister riding in on a white horse that seems to always be out of control. Remember last season when that horse ran up the steps? I’d like to think that wasn’t even in the script but that horse had other ideas.

But while the Lannisters were winning the war on literally all fronts, Daenerys was back on Dragonstone trying her darndest not to just sit on Jon Snow’s face when he walked into the throne room.

From now on, every scene between Khaleesi and Jon will be a countdown until they inevitably bang in what will 1000% be the longest sex scene in HBO history. We’ve officially got ourselves a Sam and Diane will they, won’t they situation.

As far as future episodes go, it appears as though Daenerys plans on dealing with Euron on her own, which she probably should’ve done like, day one. Sure, Euron rules the seas but there is no one else in the world capable of flying. You should probably take advantage of that sooner than later.

Every time you think Cersei and Jaime are going to have a tiff, Cersei gets a win and blows Jaime like that crazy girlfriend you keep trying to break up with but she is fully aware that you’re trying to break up with her so all of a sudden she becomes a fellatio machine.



Quick Notes:

  • Sansa is queen for maybe a week and she’s already a better leader than Khaleesi and it’s not even close.
  • Bran’s first conversation with her sister after 6 years is about that time she looked so beautiful the morning before she was raped. Dope.
  • Braavos is still a place so yea.
  • There is nothing that the people in King’s Landing enjoy more than a good shame walk through the streets.





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