Denied mothafuuuuuuuckerrrrrrrrr. Get the fuuuuuuuck out here Ezekiel Elliot. It’s insane to me that we are approaching week 10 and Elliot is finally facing the consequences are punching a girl’s head off.

SEEE YAAAAAA, Dallas. I can’t wait for the Cowboys to go 0-6 while Ezekiel and his lawyers try to beg judges across the country to let him play on Sundays even though, ya know, he beat the brakes off some chick.

“Can the Dallas Cowboys survive without Ezekiel Elliot?”

Let me answer that article that someone at Bleacher Report is sending to an editor right now: Fucking noooope.

There is no one in the world that I want to see fail more than Elliot. He is so clearly a bad person and knowing that he won’t be getting paid for 6 weeks makes me smile from ear to ear. I’m literally cheesing right now as I write this. I am so happy to see ‘justice’.

Get Zeke the fuuuuuuuuuuuck out of here.



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