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Drunk Racist Mom Goes on an Insane Rant, ‘Martin Luther King Was a Slut’



These may be my least favorite videos on the internet. This isn’t ‘gotcha’ journalism or uncovering society’s secret racism. This is a slow drunk chick saying slow drunk chick things. Obviously this woman saw the camera was on and decided to perform. As a guy who records himself talking into a camera every day, I’m team drunk Florida mom. ‘Drunk Florida mom’ is super redundant.

I don’t want to defend this woman too hard but like, technically Martin Luther King was kind of a slut. His extra-marital affairs were well documented. The man was a superstar. He had side chicks for days. What started as an ignorant rant ‘crack is black’, turned into a well-researched rebuttal about MLK.

Having said that, perhaps one of her friends could’ve pulled her inside at some point. To be totally transparent, the only reason why I watched this whole video is because I assumed one of her old saggys were going to sneak out of that bikini. I suppose I would’ve been disappointed either way.

‘Merica.

 

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