Draymond Green Should Be Your New Favorite NBA Player After Calling Kevin Durant a Bitch

What Happened?


The Golden State Warriors lost to the Los Angeles Clippers earlier this week after Draymond Green pulled one of the dumbest moves possible.

Instead of calling a timeout, he charged full speed into the Clippers defense and tripped over his own feet at the end of regulation. Needless to say, he probably should’ve passed the ball to the best player on the team.

This is the equivalent of JR Smith running the wrong wall at the end of Game 1 in the NBA Finals. Except instead of LeBron James breaking his hand punching a wall, Draymond called Durant a bitch over and over again until he was eventually suspended by the team.

Laugh out loud.

Here are a few more details about Draymond and Durant’s argument:

Durant barked at Green for not getting him the ball in the final seconds. The two-time Finals MVP pounded the chair in frustration as he chided the team’s leading assist man.

Green took exception to how Durant addressed him. The exact dialogue couldn’t be recounted as it was said, but it began with Green immediately firing back.

Who the (expletive) you talking to?

According to multiple sources, Green then went on to make it clear he’s been making plays for years. He reminded Durant the Warriors were winning before Durant showed up so he wouldn’t stand for Durant talking to him as if he were a scrub. Green accused Durant of making the whole season about him even though he was going to leave after this season. Green let out his frustrations about how Durant has handled free agency — keeping his options open and keeping the story alive, consuming the Warriors and their season with talk of what Durant will do next.

(USA Today)


Sooo the Golden State Warriors are done now, right?

Draymond Green isn’t the type of cat who will let this go away. The entire franchise is catering to Kevin Durant and treating him like the Sixers treat Markelle Fultz.

Suspending Draymond is the Warriors way of saying ‘KD, please re-sign here. Fuck Draymond. It’s all about you, baby’. It’s like the Warriors were caught texting other chicks and now they’re being forced to unfollow every girl on Instagram.

But if this is the moment that ends the Warriors dynasty then as an NBA fan, you really have to love Draymond, at least temporarily.

Let’s not forget that the reason why the Warriors don’t have 4 straight championships is because Draymond Green couldn’t stop himself from punching people in the dick and was suspended in the NBA Finals which led to the Warriors blowing a 3-1 lead to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Draymond Green has slowly been destroying the Warriors from the inside and his biggest destructive move hasn’t even been deployed yet.

Draymond personally recruited DeMarcus Cousins to Golden State. Just wait til Boogie comes back from his achilles injury, takes 40 shots a night and then spits in Durant’s face when KD tries to demand the ball.

The Golden State Warriors dynasty is dead. They’re probably going to trade Draymond in hopes of keeping Durant happy. Durant is going to leave regardless. And the palace walls collapse.

Thank you for your service, Draymond Green.





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