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A Draymond Green dick pic has hit the Internet streets as he posted a photo as his Snap story instead of directly at the poor girl who had to pretend to be interested in his mediocrity.
Golden State Warriors and U.S. Olympic team forward Draymond Green on Sunday apologized for posting a picture of his penis on social media.
The picture was posted for about 10 minutes Sunday afternoon on Snapchat, then was taken down.
Green said he knew instantly he made a mistake and took the photo down.
“It was a situation where it was meant to be a private message,” Green said. “I kinda hit the wrong button and it sucks. It was meant to be private. We’re all one click away from placing something in the wrong place, and I suffered from that this morning.”
(ESPN)
This season, Draymond Green quickly became my least favorite player in the NBA. Green posting a photo of his small dick as his Snapchat story just confirms that his brain is a dumb brain. Part of me wants to shit all over this guy but the other part of me knows that he is about one chromosome short of being an actual functioning human being so I might have to let this slide.
Here’s the thing, if you’re a celebrity or professional athlete on Snapchat, you NEVER have to send a dick pic. All of your interactions with chicks should be one sided. You phone probably has incoming tits all day long. You never need to reciprocate. If a girl says she won’t send you any photos unless you send a dick pic back, time to move on to the next random starfucker.
Draymond’s ‘special helpers’ need to update the parental filters on his phone. Also, weird move to snap a DP before Team USA practice. Can’t imagine how awkward that practice must’ve been as they all pretended like they didn’t open up his snap story.
Draymond Green just makes me uncomfortable.
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