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Donald Trump Hires Rudy Giuliani To Be His Lawyer and Giuliani is Forced To Resign About a Week After Fucking Everything Up

Last week I wrote about Rudy Giuliani joining Donald Trump’s legal team while Trump’s main lawyer, Michael Cohen, is having has doors kicked in by the FBI as they’re looking for Russian collusion evidence.

So naturally, Giuliani ran on Fox News and singlehandedly destroyed Trump’s defense against Stormy Daniel’s lawsuit by not only revealing that Trump slept with Stormy, which Trump had denied up until that point, but also revealing that Trump paid the $130,000 given to Stormy for the affair completely out of pocket, after Trump again, played dumb about the entire situation.

Annnd then Giuliani showed up to work this week as if he didn’t instantly sink the ship that he stepped one foot on. Here’s what the law firm said about his ‘resignation‘:

“After recognizing that this work is all consuming and is lasting longer than initially anticipated, Rudy has determined it is best for him to resign,” said the law firm’s chairman, Richard Rosenbaum.

Oh, Giuliani 1000% walked to his office only to find that it was completely cleared out and all of her belongings were in a box outside of the locked door.

At this point, you really have to respect Donald Trump’s ability to surround himself with only terrible employees. Not a single person he’s hired has done a good job or was even qualified, to begin with.

He might as well be picking names out of a hat and I wouldn’t be shocked to find out that Trump had a top hat on his desk full of crumbled up pieces of paper with random names on it that he reaches into when it’s time to fill a position.

 

 

 

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