Halloween is upon us so here’s a last minute Halloween article because page views. Every year you see the same lame ass shit whether you’re at a bar or a house party or alone. If you need a quick and easy drinking game that will guarantee you blackout tonight, here is the official Deadseriousness Halloween drinking game.
- Every time you see a chick in a lazy/lame cat costume
- If you have the best costume at the bar. You earned a victory sip.
- When you see that one asshole wearing black face and you don’t confront him about it
- If you spent more than $30 on your costume.
- Every time someone is carrying a prop with their costume and has to awkwardly put it down to do stuff.
- If you see someone who is STILL wearing an Alan from the Hangover costume.
- Whenever you see a costume that’s a pop culture reference. Any Cosby, Pizza Rat, etc.
- If you’re the asshole who shows up to a Halloween party without a costume. Start drinking.
- Every time you see someone with the same costume as you.
- When you realize you’ve spent more time on your phone then you have looking at slutty costumes.
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
- If you spent hours on doing zombie makeup and by midnight it’s smeared everywhere.
- If you’re blessed enough to hear ‘Monster Mash’ play at some point.
- When you realize it’s Daylight’s Saving Time and you get a free hour.
Finish the Bottle
- If no one understands your costume. You’re not clever, you’re trying too hard. Drink.
- If/when you see a nipple.
- If you stayed home to watch the World Series. Totally hope it was worth it, man.
- Because you’re freezing and can’t find your phone.