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Coach Bobby Knight Being Investigated For Groping A Bunch of Chicks

Hall of Fame basketball coach Bobby Knight was investigated by the FBI and United States Army after four women who worked at the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency alleged that he groped them before and after he gave a speech in July 2015.

According to the Washington Post’s Craig Whitlock, the women “accused Knight of a range of boorish behavior: from touching them on the shoulder while commenting on the attractiveness of their legs, to hugging them too tightly around the chest, to hitting them on the buttocks.”



Coooaaach!. When Bobby Knight isn’t screaming in 18 year old kids faces and throwing chairs at them, he’s out grabbing butts and touching legs. Who knew that the Ernest Hemingway of basketball coaches doesn’t respect women.

I don’t know too much about the grope game but I feel like it’s not a great idea to sexually harass women working for the government unless you want the FBI bringing war to your front door. I mean, you probably shouldn’t grope anyone but yea, definitely avoid government spies.

Don’t be shocked if Bobby Knight pulls a Joe Paterno and just dies in the next few days before he has to suffer the consequences of his actions.






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