Brock Osweiler will get the first crack at winning the Cleveland Browns’ starting quarterback job, as head coach Hue Jackson named him the starter for Thursday’s preseason opener against the New Orleans Saints.
“At this stage in the evaluation process of our quarterbacks, we are going to have Brock start the preseason opener against the Saints on Thursday night,” Jackson said Monday, per the team’s official site.
Opposing defenses across the NFL just shook in fear after finding out that Brock Osweiler will be leading Cleveland into their cities, exposing their secondaries and banging their wives. That Osweiler trade was a steal for Cleveland and now he’s going to make the NFL pay.
Brock is forever leading teams to the playoffs left and right. First he brought the Denver Broncos to the playoffs when Peyton Manning’s arm fell off then he carried the Houston Texas on his back last year after JJ Watt was injured.
Dear Cody Kesler and Deshone Kizer sit down, be humble. It’s Brock Osweiler’s world and we’re all just lucky to live in it. I’ve said it before and I’ll it again, The New York Jets are losing every single game this season and the now it’s safe to say that the Cleveland Browns aren’t losing a single game.
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