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6 NBA Trades To Shake Shit Up Around Here

This week, we celebrate MLK, most likely the final time, Donald Trump, one Jeffrey Epstein leak away from removing Black History from textbooks, his legion of sniveling cowards prepared to flood your nervous system defending him tooth and nail, as they slowly toss Epstein survivors off skyscrapers, one by one. That also means we’re halfway […]

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Trade Grades: Atlanta Sends Trae Young To Washington For CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert

BREAKING: The Atlanta Hawks are trading four-time NBA All-Star Trae Young to the Washington Wizards for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert, sources tell ESPN. pic.twitter.com/WIf8rhrRFu — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) January 8, 2026   Washington Wizards receive: PG Trae Young Atlanta Hawks receive: SG CJ McCollum SF Corey Kispert   Washington Wizards Grade: A- Without giving […]

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How Bari Weiss Would Program NBA Christmas Day

If you are free of the daily news slop on your social media timelines, happy, I’m jealous. If you’re like me, deserving class action lawsuit settlement recipients, brains permanently surrendered to Orweillian algorithms, Doomsday clock approaching midnight, anxiety-inducing scrolls, you know about Bari Weiss. Bari Weiss is the newly hired Editor-In-Chief of CBS News, a […]

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You Know What? Fuck It, The Knicks Should Trade For Giannis

Today, ESPN reporter and Russian Nesting Doll-bodied Brian Windhorst made an announcement: Giannis Antetokounmpo asked for a trade before the season. This week, folks recognized Giannis removed all Bucks content from social media, the universal indicator of a professional athlete’s unhappiness. The Milwaukee Bucks are 9-13. If the playoffs started today, they wouldn’t even qualify […]

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LeBron James Makes Season Debut, Decides to Become Best Point Guard in the NBA

In this week’s humiliation ritual, NBA sickos tasked with philosophizing the state of the NBA—injury reports full of stars only 15 games into the season—whose fault is this? Giannis Antetokounmpo; out, groin. Trae Young; out, knee. Anthony Davis; out, calf. Victor Wembanyama; out, calf. Anthony Edwards missed games. Jalen Brunson missed games. Cade Cunningham missed […]

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