The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery is a wonderful event where the worst teams in the NBA send out representatives for a public humiliation ritual on ESPN, one-by-one learning they are not winning the no. 1 pick, camera locked in on their reactions, an auditorium full of teenagers and their parents enjoying a free meal on […]
The New York Knicks are chillin, feet up, arms behind the head, chair leaned back, hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby, victorious. On Sunday evening, New York beat (the soul, mind and spirit out of) the Philadelphia 76ers, 144-114, winning Game 4 in Pennsylvania, sweeping the Sixers 4-0, the Knicks 7th straight playoff victory, their most […]
The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery is today so this is last-minute content. With my beloved Knicks sweeping the Philadelphia 76ers shortly following the lottery, I guess I didn’t even realize there was a lottery anymore. Y’all still worried about them little ping pong balls? Could not be me. But I have readers who care about […]
The Knicks beat the Philadelphia 76ers 108-102, at home, in front of Kylie Jenner, to go up 2-0 in their second-round series. Let’s get right into some big takeaways I had after the game: 1. OG Anunoby prayer circle First and foremost, we must all slit our palms, offering blood sacrifices to the gods in […]
The New York Knicks beat the bone marrow out of the Atlanta Hawks in a 126-97 Game 5 assault. After losing Game 2 by 1 point and Game 3 by 1 point, the Knicks won the next two games by a combined 37 points, distancing themselves from the competition. Detroit’s in a 3-1 hole to […]
As an NBA viewer, I demand my voice be heard. As each team is eliminated, I will be conducting exit reviews, detailing what I enjoyed and disliked, along with offseason suggestions to improve these teams and increase my interest in their product. Today, let’s talk about the team Giannis Antetokounmpo quiet-quit-quite-loudly. Giannis’s disgust with Milwaukee […]
The Minnesota Timberwolves beat the Denver Nuggets 112-96 in Game 4 to go up 3-1 in their first-round series. Minnesota Timberwolves up 2-1. Jaden McDaniels said the Nuggets can’t play defense, then went out there and proved they don’t play defense. Tipped his cap and strut away, cut away to the credits. Game 4 began […]
The Houston Rockets are a lot of nonsense. Tilma Fertilla, one of the poorest owners in the NBA, wealth accumulated through a plethora of Rainforest Cafe cash registers. Rafael Stone, the GM whose first order of business, acquiring Christian Wood and Kevin Porter Jr, two players later suspended after they were benched early in a […]
Friday night, America’s most blunted, ready to watch two basketball games simultaneously with NFL Draft alerts on, Yankees on the iPad. Oh, what a night. Let’s start with Boston and Philly tied 1-1—”it’s not a series until the home team loses”. The postseason, when reporters and podcasters trade barren axioms like “poking the bear” or […]
New York Knicks owner, James Dolan, recent victim of Pablo Torre’s quest to be banned from every sports arena. Dolan found using should-be-illegal facial recognition technology to watch people around Madison Square Garden and The Sphere in Vegas. The bigot spied on a trans woman who frequented Knicks games for 2 years straight, writing up […]
The NBA play-in tournament, a punchline for NBA podcasters who feed themselves from the league they are addicted to complaining about. ME? Love the play-in. Win or go home. You score more points than the other team, 82 games of sacrifice rewarded. You lose, you failed, the checks cleared but you did all the running […]
My eyes burn, yawns plentiful. My night ended at 1am, as the Houston Rockets pulled ahead of the Phoenix Suns, winning 119-105, in a game I can only describe as *personal*. Kevin Durant returning to Mortgage Matchup Center, one of the worst-named buildings in the country, a country full of buildings named after slavemasters and […]
One cannot build an impactful, effective political movement without a bold leader. The Republican Party, desperate to maintain its existence in a post-Obama world, fearing their quest to turn poor people into indentured servants dying in sweatshop accidents and coal mine collapses slipping from their grasp, passed the baton to Donald Trump to revive their […]
In 2009, 2-time NBA All-Star Stephon Marbury livestreamed himself eating vaseline—claiming it soothed his sore throat—although the justifications are irrelevant. My guy was filming himself eating petroleum jelly, unprovoked. (Former) Chicago Bulls guard Jaden Ivey, caught covered in Vasoline. Monday afternoon, Jaden Ivey giving IG sermons to bloggers and his hometown, hanging from the back […]
On Sunday night, the Knicks lost 100-111 to the defending champions on Peacock. Whole world watching. A potential statement game, declarion to the NBA, New York telling the world they are coming for the belt. Anddddd they got the belt. All eyes on Karl-Anthony Towns, as they are every national broadcast, commentary team lasered focused […]
The Curry spirit visited the wrong locker room, the Orlando Magic starting this game 6-for-6 from the field but the team ranked 19th in offensive rating, joined forces, found a way to exorcise those demons, falling down 20 points in the 2nd quarter, Kon Knueppel and Coby White back-to-back Double Dragon dojo style, continuing the […]
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