As I gaze at my nonexistent sports media career, writing to the lovely thousands of men and women who read Deadseriousness—but ultimately, a blip on the radar, at the whim of the algorithm—I barely exist. Every day, I want to grab a microphone and say some lame antagonistic shit for attention. It looks so easy. […]
In Game 4, Victor Wembumblahblah told the New York Knicks backup center, “I’m in your head”. Did Wemby say “ I’m in your head , Boy” 👀😀 pic.twitter.com/Y4tjXDRBhN — AbaKoran (@AbaKoran) June 11, 2026 The Spurs then blew a 29-point lead, Victor commited one of the most embarassing late game turnovers in NBA Finals history, […]
After 13 straight postseason wins, with the greatest point differential in NBA history, the Knicks finally lost a basketball game. The San Antonio Spurs flew into New York and beat the Knicks 115-111, to win Game 3 of the NBA Finals and stay alive in the series. They are now down 2-1 with a shot […]
Blowouts combed down, the New York Knicks tiptoed out of San Antonio with a 105-104 Game 2 victory, going up 2-0 in the NBA Finals, heading back to the crib hoping to secure their third consecutive playoff series sweep, this time, for the trophy. I’ve heard “Cinderella” used to describe Mid Major teams making deep […]
The Bulls won the No. 4 overall pick in last month’s draft lottery. Chicago currently controls the 4th, 15th, 38th and 56th picks in this year’s draft According to Kevin O’Connor of Yahoo Sports, Chicago hosted a pre-draft workout on Tuesday featuring Keaton Wagler (Illinois), Kingston Flemings (Houston), Nate Ament (Tennessee) and Morez Johnson (Michigan)— […]
Knicks once again casually strolled back from behind double digits to secure the 105-95 NBA Finals Game 1 victory over the San Antonio Spurs. New York is now only 3 wins away from a title, while the Spurs must batten down the hatches and defend homecourt, or they may be the next team swept beneath […]
I’ ve been writing a lot of ball recently. I just wrote about the Minnesota Vikings new GM hire. I’m in the weeds with it. All I have is sports these days. John Henry vs. AI. Anyway, let’s talk about the new draft lottery system the NBA Board of Governors approved last week. In response […]
Everything that will happen, already has. Like 1999, the San Antonio Spurs will join the New York Knicks in the 2026 NBA Finals after Victor Wembanyama squeezed the life out of the defending champions, beating the Oklahoma City Thunder on their home floor. Here are some takeaways from the big Game 7: Render Unto Victor […]
When healthy, Giannis is a consistent, nightly 26 points, 12 rebounds, 6 assists. Tattoed into every boxscore. Theoritcally, every single NBA franchise should at least sit down and consider acquiring the Top 5 NBA superstar who very much wants to play in a new city. Let’s go through every single team and determine whether or […]
After falling 0-3, losing at home in Game 3, at the precipice of being swept in their own gym, Cavs head coach Kenny Atkinson said the team “analytically” won two of the first three games. The Cleveland Cavaliers lost Game 4 130-93, an absolute blowout, not close at any point, neither analytically nor realistically. Following […]
The New York Knicks are smashing teams with spiked bats and hammers, but sneakers may return to Earth following reports of defensive anchor Mitchell Robinson suffering a broken right pinky finger, with no timetable for a return. New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has suffered a broken right pinky finger and there is no timetable […]
Welcome to the third annual “50 NBA Players Who Could Be on a New Team Next Season.” My clairevoyent powers have grown since my last attempt at this so let’s run it back and predict which players will most likely be living in new zip codes in 2027. The NBA is a league where GMs […]
The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery is a wonderful event where the worst teams in the NBA send out representatives for a public humiliation ritual on ESPN, one-by-one learning they are not winning the no. 1 pick, camera locked in on their reactions, an auditorium full of teenagers and their parents enjoying a free meal on […]
The New York Knicks are chillin, feet up, arms behind the head, chair leaned back, hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby, victorious. On Sunday evening, New York beat (the soul, mind and spirit out of) the Philadelphia 76ers, 144-114, winning Game 4 in Pennsylvania, sweeping the Sixers 4-0, the Knicks 7th straight playoff victory, their most […]
The 2026 NBA Draft Lottery is today so this is last-minute content. With my beloved Knicks sweeping the Philadelphia 76ers shortly following the lottery, I guess I didn’t even realize there was a lottery anymore. Y’all still worried about them little ping pong balls? Could not be me. But I have readers who care about […]
The Knicks beat the Philadelphia 76ers 108-102, at home, in front of Kylie Jenner, to go up 2-0 in their second-round series. Let’s get right into some big takeaways I had after the game: 1. OG Anunoby prayer circle First and foremost, we must all slit our palms, offering blood sacrifices to the gods in […]
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