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Cash Me Outside Girl Is Going on Tour

Danielle Bregoli is taking her “Cash Me Outside” routine — aka just being Danielle — to a stage, possibly near you, for a national tour … TMZ has learned.

Sources close to Danielle tell us she’ll be hittin’ the road, and stands to make up to $50k per show if they sell out. So far, we’re told her team has 2 big city venues locked down. We know what you’re thinking — what’s a freakin’ “Cash Me Outside” stage act look like?

We’re told she’s planning a 3-part act:
– Danielle lip syncing and rapping to her fave songs, plus established acts making cameos.
– Live Q&A with the audience, which seems risky considering how defensive she can get.
– Invite audience members onstage to joke around. Translation: Get ready to be roasted by a 14-year-old.

We’re told they’re still hammering out the contract, but expect to cash Danielle onstage, real soon.

(TMZ)

Well, I have officially hit rock bottom. This 14-year old child has a better career than I do and I’ve been telling jokes for half a decade now. 1The Cash Me Outside girl is going on a national tour and I’m on my futon waiting for tickets to become available.

Can’t wait to pay to go watch this chick lip sync to 21 Savage songs.2 I’ll be there in the front row just watching her rap along to Lil Uzi Vert. Rare entertainment.

I need to plan out something great for the Q&A segment. “Can you please were this Deadseriousness T-Shirt in your next Instagram post?” Hopefully I’ll get to clown around on stage with her. Maybe we’ll hit it off and she’ll take me on the road with her to become her sidekick. I could be Hank Kingsley.3

I cannot wait to hitch my wagon to her and ride her coattails straight to the middle. Goals.

 

 

 

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’re going to see the Cash Me Outside tour. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.

  1. I am genuinely upset. #PrayForLester.
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  3. Everyone go watch the Larry Sanders show immediately.

Written by TheLesterLee

TheLesterLee

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