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Carmelo Anthony, Russell Westbrook and Paul George Are Going To Murder EVERYONE

Carmelo Anthony is officially a member of the Oklahoma City Thunder and I am alll in on this all-petty team. Paul George and Carmelo Anthony held their team hostage to get traded. Carmelo wanted to go to Houston. George wanted to go to Los Angeles. They both ended up in Oklahoma. That is hilarious.

Russell Westbrook almost carried the Thunder through the playoffs on his own. He was the guy in the action movie running with the girl by grabbing her by the wrist and dragging her except the girl in this scenario was Andre Roberson.

The Thunder almost beat the Warriors two seasons ago in Kevin Durant’s last season there but they blew a 3-1 lead. People forget that. Paul George would fit Westbrook’s playing style better than Durant so they were already poised for a huge year.

Enter Carmelo Anthony.

We will finally see Olympic Melo in the NBA. He gets to play with NBA MVP candidates so we are about to watch him average a triple-double and lead the league in assists. Throw a hoodie on him and the Thunder are going undefeated through the finals.

Plus, Paul George and Carmelo Anthony both have a history of getting strippers pregnant so I hope the local Oklahoma City Planned Parenthoods have enough time to stock up on birth control because there will be a lot of swimmers moving out there in the streets now.

#PrayForTheNBA

 

 

 

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