Who Hates Carmelo Anthony More? Me or Jeff Hornacek?

First, let’s examine my feelings toward Carmelo:

Carmelo Anthony makes it so hard to be a Carmelo Anthony fan

— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) January 18, 2016

Carmelo Anthony had TWO air balls in OT…Jose Calderon would’ve hit those shots with his eyes closed but hey…gotta stay me7o

— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) December 14, 2016

Carmelo took the night off so he could have enough time to get to his slam poetry open mic in Williamsburg pic.twitter.com/5Jh7gYOD9H

— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) January 14, 2016

Totally forgot Carmelo Anthony wears rib pads…hard to be a proud knicks fan when your star player wears football equipment

— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) November 18, 2015

I don’t know when or how I’m going to die but I know for a fact that my final thought will be “Carmelo should’ve passed the ball”

— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) October 29, 2015

Carmelo Anthony is the worst player on the floor

— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) February 21, 2012

Carmelo Anthony…i hate you

— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) January 22, 2012

Should the Knicks trade Carmelo? pic.twitter.com/mwMpZFXmI5

— King Lester (@TheLesterLee) February 27, 2016

Scariest thing about this investigation is knowing how much time I’ve invested in wanting Carmelo Anthony to pass the ball. Clearly more time than he’s thought about it.

 

Here’s a quick capture of what Jeff Hornacek currently thinks about Melo:

Melo calls his own number…

Jeff Hornacek (upper left hand corner of the video) seems annoyed and turns his back and walks away… pic.twitter.com/TOSDqb2CPV

— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) January 3, 2017

Yikes.

 

I’ll be completely honest, this article was supposed to go in a completely different direction with a completely different punchline but after going through my old texts it’s so clear that I hate Carmelo more. Like, it’s not even funny. I’m bitter as fuck.

 

#StayMe7o

 

 

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