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Bitchass Josh Donaldson Signed a 1-Year $23 Fucking Million To Return To The Toronto Blue Jays

The Toronto Blue Jays and third baseman Josh Donaldson reportedly agreed to a one-year, $23 million contract on Friday that is the richest ever for an arbitration-eligible player, according to The Athletic’s Ken Rosenthal.

(Bleacher Report)

 

Welp. My sworn enemy is Scrooge McDucking into a pile of cash right now and I’m over here eating shit. Every time I think I have the upperhand¬†over Josh Donaldson, he dunks on me. I thought the end was near this past season when he limped into 2017 with a calf injury. Then he went ahead and hit .276 with 24 home runs and 53 RBIs after the All-Star break which was a direct attack on me.

I hate this man. I want/need him out of the American League East. I refuse to watch him hit home run after home run against the Yankees. There may or may not be a Nancy Kerrigan-esque attack on his knees once he cashes that first check. I’m not saying that I’m involved in any way, officer. But if that were to occur, I wouldn’t be upset.

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The worst part about this $23 million 1-year deal is that at the end of 2018, he’s going to make even more money in free agency. I’m punching walls just thinking about it. Get Josh Donaldson the fuuuuuck out of my life.

 

 

 

 

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TheLesterLee

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