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Ben Simmons Made Lonzo Ball Look Like LiAngelo Ball

Ben Simmons and the Philadelphia 76ers came into the Staples Center in Los Angeles and stuffed the Lakers in a bodybag as they defeated them 115-109 and the score is way closer than the game actually seemed. It wasn’t close at all.

Ben Simmons looked like an NBA point guard.

Lonzo Ball, not so much.


Ben Simmons scored 18 points with 9 boards and 10 assists directly in Lonzo’s face. Lonzo scored two points on 1-for-9 shooting and was -18 on the floor. Those are LiAngelo Ball numbers. Lavar Ball would be better than that.

Lonzo looks like he would be the worst player at the local YMCA gym. He belongs in the D-League or the G-League or back at UCLA or stealing sunglasses in China. Point is, Lonzo Ball is always the worst player on the floor whenever he’s out there.

This is the night everyone will refer to when they are about to hand Ben Simmons the MVP trophy while Lonzo Ball is being locked inside of a gym with Magic Johnson because Magic won’t let him go home until Lonzo can hit 10 straight 3-pointers.





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