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Apparently Tristan Thompson Dumped Khloe Kardashian Because Everyone Teased Him

Khloe Kardashian may be a SINGLE LADY again, and she has her NBA baller Tristan Thompson’s teammates to blame for the demise of her relationship. spoke with the significant other of a member of the Cleveland Cavaliers and she tells us that Tristan and Khloe have “broken up.”

The insider explained to MTO, “Everyone was [teasing] Tristan calling him ‘Kardashian’ in the locker room.” Tristan reportedly did NOT like his new nickname, and it caused stress on his relationship with Khloe.

The insider added, “It’s messed up because I think [Tristan] really cared for that girl [Khloe].”

(Media Take Out)


Soo apparently the Cleveland Cavaliers locker room is essentially just a middle school cafeteria where your friends tease you for holding hands with girls. I mean, I’m not shocked but still, it’s worth noting how lame these guys are. LeBron James might be the lamest human being on the planet.

If these rumors are true, then Tristan Thompson is the dumbest human being on Earth. He is a completely irrelevant nobody. He owes his entire career to LeBron and once James leaves the Cavs, Tristan won’t matter anymore.

When you have a chance to get into the Kardashian gold mine, you stay there as long as possible. Yes, Khloe Kardashian isn’t anyone’s first choice. Her head is the size of Jupiter and without makeup, she looks like a warthog.

But her vagina is worth 7 figures. I don’t mind being called Lester Kardashian if it means my bank account will stop over-drafting. Some people don’t know how good they got it.




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