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Apparently Ryan Seacrest Used To Rub His Dick on His Former Stylist and Grabbed Her By The Pussy

Suzie Hardy was a single mother with a preschool-age daughter when she landed a job as Ryan Seacrest’s personal stylist for “E! News” in 2007. The position provided good pay and a schedule that would allow her to pick up her child from school most workdays.

But according to a November letter from Hardy’s attorney addressed to cable channel E!, its corporate parent NBCUniveral, and Seacrest, the job became an ordeal as Seacrest subjected Hardy to years of unwanted sexual aggression — grinding his erect penis against her while clad only in his underwear, groping her vagina, and at one point slapping her buttock so hard that it left a large welt still visible hours later.

Hardy claimed that she endured the abuse for years out of concern over being able to provide for her daughter, and that the situation only ended in 2013, when, after reporting Seacrest’s actions to human-resources executives, her employment ended.

(Variety)

 

So it turns out, you can’t rub your dick on your stylist and grab her vag, believe it or not. This is one of the least surprising cases from the Me Too movement as Ryan Seacrest is one of the most powerful men in the industry so of course he thought he could just slap asses whenever he felt like it.

The story of Suzie Hardy as a single mother trying to make it is the story of what would actually happen in Jerry Maguire if Renee Zellweger really hitched her wagon to this rich handsome asshole. Jerry Maguire would’ve for sure groped Dorothy after like, two weeks on the job.

If this leads to Ryan Seacrest no longer being on my television screen then thank you, Suzie Hardy, for stepping up and exposing all of his disgusting behaviors. Hopefully, this can help remove this sociopath from the world.

Real quick note to all HR departments across the globe, when an employee approaches you and says that their boss is rubbing his tiny little dick on her, you should probably take her word for it instead of firing her.  That’s literally the sole purpose of the HR department. Prevent people from grabbing vag.

If after the removal of Matt Lauer Bill O’Reilly and all of these dirtbags who were revealed to be creepy pigs, E! needs to sit Seacrest down, forever, for the rest of time.

 

 

 

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