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Amber Heard and Elon Musk Are Banging

Actress Amber Heard and billionaire Elon Musk have taken their relationship to the next level ― showing off their togetherness on Instagram.

On Sunday, the two both posted photos of a cozy moment ― complete with cutesy captions ― at restaurant Moo Moo on the Gold Coast of Australia.

Her arm cradled on Musk’s shoulder and a lipstick kiss clearly visible on his right cheek, Heard went with a one-word punchline: “Cheeky.”

(Huffington Post)


When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt split up I stopped believing in love. If those two crazy kids couldn’t find love in this world than how can we have any hope for love in our boring normal ass lives.

But today, we have a happy ending. Amber Heard and Elon Musk are banging and life is good. For those unfamiliar, Elon Musk has a had a creepy little crush on Amber Heard for a few years now and he has finally slid into her.

Amber Heard was wasting most of her time getting beat up by Johnny Depp. Not ideal. I think we should all be rooting for these two to just go and colonize Mars and have billionaire babies on another planet.




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Written by TheLesterLee

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